Two short elderly old fishermen, George and Russ, were driving in a large RV to their favorite fishing spot, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
Russ in the passenger seat thought to himself, "I must be
losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was
red again and again they went right through it.
This time Russ was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that he was losing it. He was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red
and they went right through it again. He turned and said, "George, did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row!!! You could have killed us."
George turned to him and said, "Oh shit, am I driving?"