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The following is an actual radio transcript released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95:

* STATION #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
* STATION #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
* STATION #1: This is a captain of a US Navy ship. I say again divert your course.
* STATION #2: No, I say again, divert your course.
* STATION #1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!!
* STATION #2: This is the Puget Sound lighthouse. It's your call.
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Two short elderly old fishermen, George and Russ, were driving in a large RV to their favorite fishing spot, both could barely see over the dashboard.  As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.

Russ in the passenger seat thought to himself, "I must be 
losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was 
red again and again they went right through it.

This time Russ was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that he was losing it. He was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red
and they went right through it again.  He turned and said, "George, did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row!!! You could have killed us."

George turned to him and said, "Oh shit, am I driving?"


My Cat Nat